Friday Fun – 06/11/20

I feel we all need a little light entertainment after the intense energies this past couple of weeks has thrown at us. I’m going to share some jokes, I take no credit for them, so if they’re awful don’t blame me!

The brain is amazing, works 24 hours a day and only stops when….we are taking a test!!!

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Some people think it’s romantic to carve their names on trees in the park whilst on a date. I’m more worried about why they’re bringing a knife on their date!!!

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Working in a bank is a very ungrateful job. A lady asks me to check her balance, so I push her over. They fired me!!!

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Earlier today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool……I gave him a glass of water!!!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!!!

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