Friday Fun – 06/11/20

I feel we all need a little light entertainment after the intense energies this past couple of weeks has thrown at us. I’m going to share some jokes, I take no credit for them, so if they’re awful don’t blame me!

The brain is amazing, works 24 hours a day and only stops when….we are taking a test!!!


Some people think it’s romantic to carve their names on trees in the park whilst on a date. I’m more worried about why they’re bringing a knife on their date!!!


Working in a bank is a very ungrateful job. A lady asks me to check her balance, so I push her over. They fired me!!!


Earlier today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool……I gave him a glass of water!!!


Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!!!


Friday is finally here!

Oh boy has this week been a long one. Nothing major has happened to make me feel like the week has had eleventy days, but it’s had that swimming through treacle feel to it.

Im looking forward to a slower pace for the weekend. I have family plans, but it’s laid back stuff, nothing too taxing.

Wishing you all a relaxing weekend.